Monday, April 20, 2015


No Longer Kneady

Child One was a carnivore. We considered her an exceptionally picky eater, refusing all cereals and vegetables. She would willingly consume large quantities of any red meat, preferably steak and prime rib. Child Two was a carbivore. He would eat a wide variety of foods as long as they fell into the carbohydrate food group, preferably some form of bread. White bread, whole wheat, French toast, pancakes, biscuits, muffins and anything that fell into the cake category was willingly consumed. A single fast food hamburger, appropriately divided, would happily feed both Child One and Child Two, she getting the meat, he eating the bun.

Perhaps out of guilt for not raising my own grass-fed beef for Child One, I taught myself how to bake bread for Child Two. It seemed more doable. For several years, I baked all our bread, hoping to make it as nutritious as possible. I used wheat flours, added wheat germ, honey, bran, even found a recipe for tofu bread. Eventually, Child One learned to eat cheese, chicken, fruit and an occasional piece of Mom's bread, slathered in honey. Child Two spent some tough childhood years crying over his plate whenever I served chicken, but as a teenager he developed a taste for red meat to supplement his ever-growing carb intake. (Child Three, fortunately for us, would eat anything.)
I enjoyed my intensive bread baking years. I read books, copied recipes, tried all sorts of techniques to make bread baking more efficient. One of the peripheral joys of bread preparation was the somewhat time-consuming but emotionally satisfying task of kneading the dough. Bread-making machines were new to the market at the time, but I resisted getting one. I couldn't imagine making bread without the tactile component of kneading. Leading the typical hectic life of a young mom with three small kids, I found that kneading dough allowed me to work out a lot of my frustrations on the counter top. Squeezing and stretching the dough, slamming it down repeatedly in the name of gluten development was definitely stress-reducing. The longer I kneaded the dough, the better I felt, and the better the texture of the bread.
I still bake bread occasionally (a lot more than occasionally, if I count homemade pizza dough as bread). I make rolls for holiday dinners, baguettes or breadsticks for winter soups, an occasional pan of sticky buns for a weekend breakfast, and a braided sweet bread for a random treat. Child One gave me a bread cookbook a few years back. (Ironic...) It's a great book – Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day by Jeff Hertzberg and Zoë François.  It  taught me to make a dough I keep in the refrigerator, baking it as needed. The basic recipe is simple, the technique even simpler. The water, yeast and salt are put in a bowl and the flour is added, using a wooden spoon to mix the ingredients into a soft, sticky dough. No kneading is necessary. A two hour rise at room temperature, and then the bowl of sticky, risen dough goes in the refrigerator for two hours or up to two weeks. Each full recipe of dough will make about four round loaves, four baguettes of bread or multiple small pizzas, to be baked individually whenever I have a hankering for fresh bread.

I've recently discovered some things about this bread baking process – and myself. I noticed the similarity of ingredients in some of the recipes in the artisan bread book with some of the classic recipes I've used over the years. I started using the ingredients of my old bread recipes, incorporating the easy, time saving techniques of the five minutes a day technique. I found that the finished products in each case are as good in texture as the original, kneaded recipes. I've made my favorite braided sweet bread recipe with nothing more than a good stirring with a heavy wooden spoon and a two hour rise in a large covered bowl. A night in the refrigerator, and the dough was ready to be shaped, given a secondary rising and then baked. It came out perfectly, as good as the original recipe. And I discovered I didn't miss the kneading, which surprised me. I think I've mellowed over the years, growing into a relaxed empty-nester, no longer worried about the condition of the arteries of Child One and the glycemic index of Child Two. I don't need the kneading process for my psyche much anymore, though, adding the last bit of flour to the liquid in the bowl, I do find myself getting rather energetic with the big wooden spoon...

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.”
James Beard


Thursday, April 9, 2015


Just Follow the Script...
 

I recently watched a fun sci-fi movie from 1999.* Like all above average movies (7.3 on the IMDB rating scale), Galaxy Quest was entertaining, funny, and had some moderately interesting special effects. It also contained some unstated but profound lessons about how to live one's life: Find a good script. Follow it with all your heart, even if you are sometimes not certain you want to. Prepare to be amazed at what happens next...

Tim Allen, Alan Rickman, and Sigorney Weaver lead a cast of six main characters who are the washed up actors from a moderately popular fictional space adventure TV show called Galaxy Quest. (Think Star Trek.) The series has been off the air for a number of years, and the cast spend their time signing autographs for costumed fans, being forced to repeat iconic lines from the TV show at Comic-Con-type gatherings. They are bored, miserable, in conflict with one another, but take the gigs for the money they provide.

At one convention, they are approached by what appears to be a contingent of fans dressed as aliens. The group begs Tim Allen's character, Jason Neismith a.k.a. Commander Taggert, to help them in their fight against their nemesis. Jason, thinking it's just another role-playing sci-fi gig, goes along with them only to find himself on an exact replica of the TV show's space ship. However, this ship is real, and the costumed “fans” are a real race of aliens, the Thermians, who have based their space ship, as well as their entire present civilization, on what they refer to as the “historical documents” - mistaking the collection of all the transmissions of the old Galaxy Quest shows for documentaries.

Jason/Commander Taggert convinces the rest of the cast/crew to join him on the alien ship, and together they help the race of aliens defeat their enemy by being themselves – their written, scripted sci-fi character selves – which are far nobler and braver than the disappointed, washed up has-beens they had become.

The transition of the TV show crew from has-beens to heroes is a delightful lesson for all of us in how we have the potential to be our best selves if we can only find a script - a plan, a purpose - we can believe in and follow whole-heartedly. The Thermians seem to understand this better than the Galaxy Quest crew. When one of the crew expressed surprise that the Thermians know who the TV characters were, the Thermian responded:

I don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. In the years since we first received transmission of your historical documents we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies...In the past hundred years our society had fallen into disarray because our values had become scattered. But since the transmission we have modeled every aspect of our society from your example and it has saved us. Your courage and teamwork and friendship through adversity, in fact, all you see around has been taken from the lessons garnered from the historical documents.

There is someone for everyone to identify with in this movie:

- The superficial leading man, somewhat of a blowhard, finds his best self taking the risks and making the bold decisions only a space ship commander would be called on to make

- The attractive actress, cast for her cleavage, bemoaning the fact her only apparent duty is to repeat what the ship's computer is saying, discovers her faithful commitment to her simple task is vital

- The jaded Shakespearean actor cast as a Mr. Spock-like character becomes the wise, noble “alien” the Thermians assume him to be

- The child actor who grew up pretending to navigate the TV spaceship, now, as an adult, gets the scary thrill of really piloting a space ship

- The somewhat spacy actor playing the ship's engineer discovers all the lines he memorized actually have functional meaning in the running of the Thermian ship

- And – my favorite – an unknown actor, cast for a one-time bit part as an unnamed crew member, living in constant fear of the fate of most such characters – sudden death by some alien creature – manages to do heroic feats despite his fears and becomes an important member of the “crew”...


At this point in the blog, you might expect me to urge you to find the movie at the library or on Netflix and watch it. And you may do that if you'd like. I would prefer, however, to urge you to go out and find a good script, one you can follow with all your heart, even if you are not always certain you want to, one that will amaze you.  I highly recommend the one I follow, found in a contemporary edition of an ages-old Book. For centuries, many have followed this Script, finding their true written selves to be amazingly better than anything they could script for themselves. The Script has something for every person - the superficial blowhard, those who feel they are unimportant or valued for the wrong things, those who feel jaded with their present role in life, the young and learning, the spacey and clueless – and, yes, - even those of us who walk in constant fear we won't survive long enough to see the end of any story, much less a good one. And the best part about following this Script? The Script Writer is available for read-throughs 24/7...



What is the point of this story
What information pertains
The thought that life could be better
Is woven indelibly
Into our hearts
And our brains

    - Paul Simon, Train in the Distance


*My daughter writes a blog for Netflix fans, Nothing to Watch. I found out about Galaxy Quest in her post “Movies for Thanksgiving Digestion”. https://medium.com/@clairemcfall