No
Longer Kneady
Child
One was a carnivore. We considered her an exceptionally picky eater,
refusing all cereals and vegetables. She would willingly consume
large quantities of any red meat, preferably steak and prime rib.
Child Two was a carbivore. He would eat a wide variety of foods as
long as they fell into the carbohydrate food group, preferably some
form of bread. White bread, whole wheat, French toast, pancakes,
biscuits, muffins and anything that fell into the cake category was
willingly consumed. A single fast food hamburger, appropriately
divided, would happily feed both Child One and Child Two, she getting
the meat, he eating the bun.
Perhaps
out of guilt for not raising my own grass-fed beef for Child One, I
taught myself how to bake bread for Child Two. It seemed more
doable. For several years, I baked all our bread, hoping to make it
as nutritious as possible. I used wheat flours, added wheat germ,
honey, bran, even found a recipe for tofu bread. Eventually, Child
One learned to eat cheese, chicken, fruit and an occasional piece of
Mom's bread, slathered in honey. Child Two spent some tough
childhood years crying over his plate whenever I served chicken, but
as a teenager he developed a taste for red meat to supplement his
ever-growing carb intake. (Child Three, fortunately for us, would
eat anything.)
I
enjoyed my intensive bread baking years. I read books, copied
recipes, tried all sorts of techniques to make bread baking more
efficient. One of the peripheral joys of bread preparation was the
somewhat time-consuming but emotionally satisfying task of kneading
the dough. Bread-making machines were new to the market at the time,
but I resisted getting one. I couldn't imagine making bread without
the tactile component of kneading. Leading the typical hectic life
of a young mom with three small kids, I found that kneading dough
allowed me to work out a lot of my frustrations on the counter top.
Squeezing and stretching the dough, slamming it down repeatedly in
the name of gluten development was definitely stress-reducing. The
longer I kneaded the dough, the better I felt, and the better the
texture of the bread.
I
still bake bread occasionally (a lot more than occasionally, if I
count homemade pizza dough as bread). I make rolls for holiday
dinners, baguettes or breadsticks for winter soups, an occasional pan
of sticky buns for a weekend breakfast, and a braided sweet bread for
a random treat. Child One gave me a bread cookbook a few years back.
(Ironic...) It's a great book – Artisan
Bread in Five Minutes a Day
by Jeff Hertzberg and Zoë
François. It taught me to make a dough I keep in the refrigerator, baking
it as needed. The basic recipe is simple, the technique even simpler.
The water, yeast and salt are put in a bowl and the flour is added,
using a wooden spoon to mix the ingredients into a soft, sticky
dough. No kneading is necessary. A two hour rise at room
temperature, and then the bowl of sticky, risen dough goes in the
refrigerator for two hours or up to two weeks. Each full recipe of
dough will make about four round loaves, four baguettes of bread or
multiple small pizzas, to be baked individually whenever I have a
hankering for fresh bread.
I've
recently discovered some things about this bread baking process –
and myself. I noticed the similarity of ingredients in some of the
recipes in the artisan bread book with some of the classic recipes I've used over the years. I started using the ingredients
of my old bread recipes, incorporating the easy, time saving
techniques of the five minutes a day technique. I found that the
finished products in each case are as good in texture as the
original, kneaded recipes. I've made my favorite braided sweet
bread recipe with nothing more than a good stirring with a heavy
wooden spoon and a two hour rise in a large covered bowl. A night in
the refrigerator, and the dough was ready to be shaped, given a
secondary rising and then baked. It came out perfectly, as good as
the original recipe. And I discovered I didn't miss the kneading,
which surprised me. I think I've mellowed over the years, growing
into a relaxed empty-nester, no longer worried about the condition of the arteries of
Child One and the glycemic index of Child Two. I don't need the
kneading process for my psyche much anymore, though, adding the last
bit of flour to the liquid in the bowl, I do find myself getting
rather energetic with the big wooden spoon...
“Good
bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good
bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts.”
―
James Beard