Be
a Georgia Gnome
“Georgia
gnome” is my favorite mondegreen.
Even if you don't know
what the word “mondegreen” means , you are probably familiar with
them. They will sometimes appear in our conversations and produce
momentary confusion or amusement. They are everywhere in popular
music. Dave Barry has an entire chapter devoted to them in Dave
Barry's Book of Bad Songs.
Mondegreen is the
mishearing of a word or words in such a way that the interpretation
of the new words change the original meaning of the conversation or
lyrics of a song. American writer Sylvia Wright made up the term in
1954. She was remembering a poem her mother used to recite to her,
one line being:
They hae slain the
Earl O' Moray,
And laid him
on the green.
She heard instead:
They
hae slain the Earl O' Moray,
And Lady
Mondegreen.
Sylvia called this
mishearing a “mondegreen”.
Creedance
Clearwater Revival's “Bad Moon Rising”
contains
a
classic
mondegreen in the title line:
There's
a bad moon on the rise.
It
has been heard, however, by generations of CCR fans as:
There's a bathroom
on the right.
Bob
Dylan's “Tangled Up in Blue” has a line that sounds like:
We split up on the
docks that night.
The
lyrics, as written, are actually:
We split up on a
dark sad night.
And
there is the classic Jimi Hendrix line:
'scuse
me while I kiss the sky.
heard
as:
'scuse
me while I kiss this guy.
This
last example has given its name to a website that has archived over
1,300 lyric mondegreens.
My husband, in a desire
to expose our youngest daughter to the richness of classic rock
music, gave her a Buffalo Springfield CD to listen to. She liked it.
She especially liked Stephen Stills' rendition of “Rock and Roll
Woman”. She commented, however, that if she was hearing it
correctly, it contained one of the stupidest lyrics ever written.
One verse sounds like this:
There's
a woman that you ought to know
And
she's coming, singing soft and low
Singing
rock and roll, she's a Georgia gnome.
When Stephen Stills
sings that last line, that's exactly how it sounds:
...she's a Georgia
gnome.
Of course, the actual
lyric is:
...she's a joy to
know.
We were all amused at
her mishearing of that line. I started telling our daughter that she
was a “Georgia gnome”. I even went so far as to make her a
birthday card one year telling her so. I found an image of a Georgia
gnome. (Yes, there is actually a company in Georgia that sells a
garden gnome with the “G” of the University of Georgia emblazoned
on its front.) I put the image on the front of the card and on the
inside wrote “You are a Georgia gnome.” She was amused.
Our lives are full of
mishearings and misunderstandings. Some lead to confrontation and
tragedy, but many can be truly amusing. Of course, we are called to
rehear and seek out the true meaning of what is being said,
especially in our conversations. But sometimes, the mishearing is a
lot more fun, even if we are the ones being misheard. With the right
attitude, we can maintain our sense of humor and be a Georgia
gnome...
For
what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and to laugh at
them in our turn?
- Mr.
Bennett, Pride and Prejudice